A Funny Recipe

Ingredients:

1. 200 kgs. of pork pigue or kasim, preferably from a snorting, stinky glutton of a pig
2. 140 pieces of tablea (cocoa bars from the far-flung mountains)
3. 4 liters of HIV-positive blood of a GMD

Directions:

1. Chop the pork into tiny pieces with a sharp-bladed knife till it becomes dull.
2. Crush the cocoa bars with bare hands until the smell of bitterness will waft through your nostrils and your hands will have traces of cocoa till kingdom come.
3. Mix the pork cutlets and the crushed cocoa until you cringe in pure disgust. Set aside.
4. Boil the blood in high fire till it reminds you of Dark Prince's cauldron. 
5. Drop the first two ingredients to the boiling pot. Put water, if necessary.
6. Stir constantly and, voila, an instant carcass soup reminiscent of  the tragedy in Haiti.

Serve in high-quality polypropylene container.